Sunday, March 14, 2010

A congratulations.

Happy effin' Birthday Fosh.
Wish you were still with us bro-skis.

Well you're a big boy now, a legal 'adult'.
That means, you can go to strip clubs, get your dick sucked, get hammered, get high, smoke up big ass cigars, go to bars with cheap wings, all that good stuff.

Enjoy the big life bro, but don't forget, you gotta pay taxes now on your paycheques... not that it matters, you don't have a job anyways. :D

HAPPY MOFUCKIN BDAY FOSH !

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Pedobear Strikes: Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics

Dear internet,

Pedobear, an internet phenomenon, found himself a spot in a newspaper article written by an individual from Poland. An edited photo of the 'Winter Olympic mascots' with Pedobear photoshopped in was located in the center of the issue, most likely found via Google images. Probably due to lack of attention on the writer and editor's part, Pedobear was mistaken for one of the 2010 Winter Olympic Mascots due to the similar artwork. This newspaper article caused other newspapers to produce similar thinking about the mascots, leading other European countries to publish the picture as well.

This was extremely funny from the internet viewpoint because Pedobear is a symbol of pedophilia on the internet and the fact that he is mistaken for one of the mascots makes it utterly hilarious. I wonder what happened to the writer of this article since i'm sure that the news has reached the publishing station by now. I feel bad for him since he is probably getting fired but on the other had totally support what he did even though it was an accident. Pedobear should now be an honorary 2010 Winter Olympic mascot!

On an unrelated personal note: Fuck I think I broke two people's hearts in the same day. I'm such a superficial asshole; I feel so shitty.

Edit: Here is a word from the original maker of the photo that was incorporated into the Polish newspaper: mbarrick.livejournal.com/895503.html

Sincerely,
Psychologic

Monday, January 25, 2010

Edmonton, Now.

Edmonton is becoming a crime filled city.
Everyday in the news I hear, somebody is getting beat up, or getting robbed, stabbed, killed, shot. Whateverthefuck.

Because of these, I should bring up again capital punishment. Capital punishment should be brought back to Canada in my opinion, and I believe many of you agree.

I mean, what's so bad about the Death Penalty. I can think of TONS of positive effects it would have on society.
1) It rids society of known criminals.
Obviously this would happen because you'd be killing them off. Murder's would be murdered by the state. This is a good thing.
2) It scares pussy criminals.
The weak criminals wouldn't cause crime if they knew they'd get it back somehow. Even if it wasn't through death, torture would be so good. Just don't do anything bad, obviously.
3) It's just.
How can being put in jail after killing families called justice? Locking somebody up for maybe 30 years after killing a lot of people. Do you think they could honestly rehabilitate themselves? And if they could, for what? They'll be traumatized for the rest of their lives. Being rehabilitated means regaining a consciousness, a sense of morale. And by gaining these, they'll know the severity of what they did.

Not all penalties have to be death. If somebody steals something, Canada gives them a slap on the wrist, basically. Theft ranges from 2 years - life.
But discharge is available to all theft crimes without a firearm.
Which means, YOU CAN GO FREE IF YOU PAY THE FUCKING BAIL.

Personally, I believe that if you steal, you should be subject to torture, or amputation of certain body parts used to steal.
Of course, this must be convicted and evidence must prove all these as true. In order for it to become just, it must be 100% correct. If it were wrongfully convicted, then people shouldn't have to die or get put in pain for somebody else's wrong doing.

Murder could only be justified with death. People may say that death sentences is the ultimate denial of human rights. But if somebody kills somebody (which in turn is also the ultimate denial of another's human rights) do they honestly deserve human rights? They'll keep their own rights to deny others'. How is that justified?

Another thing. If drugs were legalized. Then crime rate would probably be less. People wouldn't have to be so secretive about things, and people wouldn't have to die for ratting somebody out, even accidentally.

That's my two sense on things.
This post doesn't deserve a BOTP - it's juts me raging.

How to be single. A premiere guide by Kayen.

Ahh being single noone knows it like me.It can be ever so joyous, yet all the more lonesome at the same time. However it has its moments, and you are blessed by the bounties of its freedoms. Plus divorces are expensive! And you don't want it to go that far, and i can't elaborate more on that situation as i am naught but a teen.

Don't get me wrong though, relationships are possibly the most amazing thing that can happen to you. That is if you're mature about it, and able to handle all the complications, and the complexities of one.

So this isn't quite a full all out guide as some of you may expect, however it is fairly straight forward.

1 - If a person keeps texting you, and it seems like they like you, you can do one of two things.
      ONE: Tell them to fuck off. If you're like me, you'll call them ugly at the same time.
      TWO: Ignore them.  If they keep going you can keep ignoring them. If that doesn't work, resort
                 to the solution stated above.
2 - Smell like thrash. Noone likes a smelly person. Seriously, if you're gonna smell, get the hell out of my
      bubble, cause if i don't like it, you can be your stinky ass that noone else will like it either.
3 - Be a general asshole, Exhibit A "Kayen". Because mean people are no fun. They're just there to constantly
     put you down. You don't want to be in one of those relationships.
4 - Be a sexist bitch. See "Peter Chao (or however you spell that chinks name)". Seriously girls won't be liking
     it too much if the only thing you say to them is one of the following things ...
         ONE: Make me a sandwich.
         TWO: Give me a blowjob. Like right now.
         Three: Yo bitch what happened to that sandwich i asked for.
         Four: OH OH OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Like koolaid man)
      None of those will float to well. Take my word, though i have no personal experience to speak of.
5 - Walk with your eyes closed and moan all the time. This can also translate to a bitchy ass chink. Seriously,
     people don't like whiners, they just piss you off. ( I should take notes hahahaha, all i do is bitch and moan!)
6 - Be a hardcore gamer. Seriously it cost me relationships back in junior high. I sat on WoW for 15 hours a
     day. Errrr, not healthy. Like really you'll end up stinking, and fat

7 - Don't be fat. Fat people are unattractive. OH HEY I'm fat... Oh ..... damn .... : ( .

8 - Don't eat like a pig, It's disgusting -> *SLURP SLURP CRUNCH CRUNCH SLOBBBBBERRRR*
    See ? Not attractive at all . *BURP* .

I think that's all i can come up for now. I have a much more comprehensive stories in there somewhere. Hope you guys enjoyed this post.

Kayen, peacing the fuck out.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Coincidence? I think not.

Dear Internet,

I have a short and sweet post for today. I heard a really good analogy on life yesterday said by my friend and I thought it was a coincidence that Fling mentioned how life is short in his post. I think my friend's analogy is really well put and describes the process of live very well. Basically he put it like this:

Life is short. It's like a rollercoaster ride. You spend tons of time in line for only a five minute ride. It's important to try to find ways to turn the time you wait in the time into the ride itself.

I agree that people should definitely live their life to the fullest. Of course everyone has different values so what some feel is important to them may differ from other people. Moral of the quote is that you should do what you want to do without letting anything stop you because if you don't you will be 'standing in line' for just a five minute ride, so to speak.

Sincerely,
Psychologic

First Post and Inebriations

First things first. Let's define a term.

Cockblocking - One guy ruining another guy's chance of getting some booty

That's exactly what happened to me today.

Friday, today, obviously a great day for a party.
Drunk girls are always fun, and getting with them is even more fun. However, a few buddies of mine, cockblocked my ass. What the fuck!? And then the cockblocker proceeded to get some of the same booty I was goin' for.
I could've gotten' some at this party, but some interference happened. That pissed the hell off of me.
Also, not to mention, the sober girls reminded me of my ex-girlfriends.
So yeah, this party sucked in that sense. Oh well.

But all in all, this party was great. Booze, drugs, and sex. All of that make a great party.
I don't know about whoever reads this, but once you get older, parties get that more intense, and its great.

In my opinion anyways. I live by the "Life is short" rule. So I try to do as much as I can in that span, and when I'm still young, under 20, that is. Might as damn well try to do as much, because once after that, it all goes downhill. University/College is a pain, and even more years of it is so much more of a pain in the ass. So kiddies, party hard.

That's the moral of the post.

Fling away.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Dear Internet,




Hey world,

If you're wondering why I chose Fling, it's not because it's similar to Fosh, but instead, it signifies that I'm only here to 'fling' my thoughts into the internet.
Yesterday, Fosh came to me and asked if I wanted to blog my thoughts on this site, and I accepted, and now, I'm here.
He said that he'd be quitting, and that I could maybe take up his position on the musical side of things, and I accepted.
He also told me a little while ago that he was starting a Youtube account, inspired by one of his friends. http://www.youtube.com/user/AkhaProductions <--- This is his channel.

That's enough of him now.

I'm here to resume his BOTP and CD reviews for those of you who cared, and put a little bit of my own spin on it. I'll also introduce you guys to up-coming hip-hop artists too, since I'm not, let's say 'limited' as he was.
If there's anything else you guys want, feel free to comment on any of my posts, or maybe even the others, although I can't speak for them yet, as I don't know them well enough.

I need a catch phrase.

PS. This blog is going to go through an excessive makeover, don't make yourself accustomed to this quite yet.

Resignations, Resolutions, and something else

First off:
I'd like to personally welcome Psychologic to the Everyday Lounge team (although I've never really thought of us as a team. Instead just a bunch of teenagers). But nonetheless, welcome.

Secondly:
I'd like to announce my resignation from the staff. Just when the blog is getting big, I bail. Sorry guys, but I'll have my own blog up, and I'll like it to this post as soon as I get the time. I may sometimes post on this blog as well, if they don't revoke my admin privileges, which I doubt they will.

Thirdly:
Following my resignation, we'll have another one of my good friends in charge of the CD reviews and BOTP's. I'm pretty sure for all the 1 of you who read this site, the BOTP was probably a great addition, so we definitely need somebody to keep it alive. And thats where Fling comes in. Fling has just as good of a musical background as I, since we're real close friends and all. And has the same tastes. So please be nice.

And finally:
I'll finish my last post up, since it was horrendously done.
And I'll continue from the last thing I wrote

"Hey guys, to the zero of you who still read this blog.
Fosh is unofficially back. Same reason why Kayen was back for a bit. I just need a place to vent all my angst.

Life has been a real shit lately. If that even made sense. All I've been doing is playing Tetris Live on www.tetrisfriends.com. I've finally become an expert for those who care. Play me, my alias is obviously "Fosh".

I've been trying to change myself for who? I don't know.
I've talked with my dad, and he told me I shouldn't let people walk all over me. So now I've become more of an asshole. Not intentionally though, of course. Small changes, I'm still a 'nice guy'.

But the main thing I need to vent about is about how I percieve things, and my ideological perspective of how things should go.
Primarily about XX chromosome humans. (Girls).
1) A date is simply a date - it's a social event to get to know you. It's not "we're going out now". Stop spreading rumors.
2) I'm a guy, I'm allowed to talk about other girls, or even take them on a date. Don't get mad at me for doing so.

Sometimes I think some girls have issues.

Now that's off my mind, time for midterms. I'm out all. Later.

EDIT: Oh, BOTP: We the Kings. Their new album is impressive. Mostly love songs, again, but what the hell, what can you expect. Smile Kid is their new album. BUY IT. (:

DOUBLE EDIT: HEY FOSH YOUR POST FUCKED UP , AND I (KAYEN THE AMAZING ) EDITED IT .
"

I still don't know what Kayen fixed up with the second edit. But it's all good.

Anyways, the main title of that post was called "Resolutions", but it's not going to be about my New Years resolutions. It rather, going to be about my second semester of school resolutions.
As of right now, my marks stand at...I don't even know. I just bombed half of my midterms, if not 3/4ths. Primarily because I haven't written the last one yet, and I have yet to remain happy about one I've previously written.
But anyways, I've kind of broken them into sections. It's kind of disgusting of how organized these 'resolutions' are. They start in February, until June.

February - I will
1. Get ripped, and complete the P90X program. I advise that people who want to use this program start working out a little bit before doing this program, as it's incredibly intense.
2. Finish learning Rylynn on guitar, and record it. I've learnt the whole thing already, but I've yet to make it sound good, especially now since I cut my nails...
3. This one's a real kicker - Get 80 or above in EVERYTHING. It's going to be one hell of a feat, but I think I can manage, now that I've actually dedicated myself to things.
4. Get a job. It's been too long.
5. Wake up early.

March - I will
1. Party as hard as possible. Only on weekends.
2. Purchase a car. By this time, I should've already had a job for a whole month, and on top of my 1000 savings, I should be able to get a car.
3. Hold a super kick-ass birthday party.
4. Keep getting above 80 in everything...

April -
1. Same as before, get 8o or above in everything.
2. Start reviewing my notes from the previous semester, so I'm ready for the diplomas.
4. Start bringing an Alto Sax home to practice for the Jazz program at MacEwan.

May -
1. Continue my awesome streak of above 80 in everything
2. Do the P90X program again, as I will probably be flabbing.

June
1. Primary goal - ACE MY DIPLOMAS AND FINALS
2. FINISH SCHOOL WITH AN 80+ AVERAGE.

And to retort against Kayen's post about me not finishing my soup, it's because I'm getting lean you fat-ass. (:

Anyways guys, that's my two sense on things and I hope you've enjoyed my contributions thus far. If you're new, and haven't read anything I've written, then I suggest you go back and read all the previous ones. :D

BOTP: Illscarlet - They're a Canadian band, and I just remembered them a few days ago. I saw them live at Sonic Boom!Fest and damn were they good. Remember, I only condone buying their CD, so I can't write a review on any of their stuff as of yet. But...I will...

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

New Directions (Glee Reference, anyone?)


Dear Internet,

My username: Psychologic. I am the newest addition of the EverydayLounge blog staff and I have come to save you all. It has come to my attention that this blog needs more of three things. I have come to attempt to meet those needs.

Let's address need number one. What would that be, you ask? Entertainment. Face it, we all get bored and needs to things to do. I am here to provide you, as a reader, something unique you can do with your time on the internet and/or real life. I will also suggest good shows, movies, and/or songs that I may come across. Do keep in mind that we may have different tastes to a degree so you may not find my suggestions helpful at all. At times I may suggest for you to visit the most random websites you may ever see, or for you to do the most bizzare things. It's all for entertainment. If I find something interesting, I suggest it to you. It's a simple process, really.

What is the second thing you need? You need more jokes! Everyone enjoys a good laugh once in a while. I may have entire blog entries dedicated simply to share a ton of jokes that I might have come across. This includes MLIA and FML jokes as well, as I find a lot of those to be quite hilarious at times. Warning: Some of the jokes presented MAY potentially insult certain readers. Keep in mind they are jokes. I am completely open-minded and do not discriminate against anyone, however some jokes just make me laugh due to their stereotypical nature.

The final thing that you need more of this blog is me! Luckily for you, here I am. I look forward to entertaining you all with my posts (or not).

Sincerely,
Psychologic

The Pittsburgh Pen....is! (Resofuckinglutions)

So long time no talk guys (YES I'M TALKING TO YOU FUCKING SPAMMERS, because honestly i don't think anyone actually reads this blog). I'm still emo as shit. So i'm here to post resolutions, and RESTAURANT REVIEW! Saigon Paradise, by Northgate ( 137ave & 97 st )


So me and Fosh went there.

We both got springrolls and butter fried chicken.

I got a beef satay soup, and he got a (dunno english term) Pho Bo Kho.

All in all was pretty good eat. Cheap, good.

Springrolls were okay, skinny but long ( don't get dirty thoughts now girls c; )

The wings were great! Something about it ! They were small though, only 8 wings, could've been cheaper, i was expecting more.

Atmosphere was cozy with some tradition viet music playing. The restaurant in itself was dark though with closed curtains, and small, better than more viet places though.

My soup well, i thought it was good, could'ved used some more "WOW" factor, all in all it was good. Albeit the noodles weren't cooked enough to my liking. Although the meat in my soup was very tender, very chewable and absorbed the broth well. I finished the entire soup, leaving nigh but a drop left.

Fosh's soup he complained his meat tasted too much like beef jerkey, and it was salty, broth was okay. I snuck a spoon out of his soup when he wasn't looking. Not a fan. Oh and that pusscake never finished it, he had to pack it up.

Atmosphere: 7/10

Springrolls: 7/10

Service 8/10

Main Soups: 7/10

Overall experience rating by me was 7/10.

Service was good constantly clearing plates and being attentive. Though the restaurant wasn't really busy and is tiny compared to the one i worked at, so no reason for bad service.

Check it out!


Restaurant reviews coming soon: Thanh Thanh (been meaning to do it for awhile now), who knows.

Also in regards to Fosh playing Tetris alot, hey assface i've been playing assloads too lately too !

Add me. Username: "Kayen" .


Resolutions:

1 - Stop being fat.

2 - Recover from my fuckload of injuries, while not sustaining anymore.

3 - Get hammered, and get nailed. BAMBAMBAM. DO LAIKE DER PETA CHAO.

4 - Stop being such an asshole.

5 - Speak my mind, and by that i mean "FUCK YOU ALL".

6 - Lose my addiction for ranch flavoured corn nuts.

7 - Stop being such a useless, dumbfuck piece of fucking shit. And start doing something that's actually useful to society.


And i'm done. Till the next review. Later!


Oh and note: Regarding your statement with some girls having problems/being weird.


They're all crazy hormonal bitches anyways, just wait till they become 50 and start PMSing.

That's when the fun starts! *Shudders* !